Since any hipster would look lost, adrift, and – of course – lame without a big pair of glasses framing their peepers, anti-fog wipes are a must when exercising on cold days. That’s right, wrapping your neon-pink scarf around your mouth and nose while huffing your tuckus over to an abandoned-gas-station concert tends to have an effect that is literally blinding when you don’t take the proper precautions. Lucky for you, however, you wear a fanny pack and you have a convenient place to store countless anti-fog wipes, which you can now use liberally on the go…Damn, you and your bottomless fanny pack have got your shit so together that I would almost swear you were a soccer mom or Mary Poppins. Until next week, happy calorie-burning on the sly, my indifferent darlings! Leave a comment.
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4 Comments
by Tony
The lamentable length of this post is offset by the gem “my indifferent darlings”
by kristina@beancakes ★
ah! anti fog wipes are the perfect thing for a hipster’s eyeglass wearing habit!! love this cote as always!! hope you had a great thursday my friend 😉 😉
xoxo ~ kristina
by Jennifer R. Coté
Thank you so much for sitting through my lamentable verbosity, Tony. 😉
Kristina, thank you for indulging my ridiculous sense of humor ! 🙂
by Anna
I mean realllyyy – Soccor moms and Mary Poppins don’t have shit on us multi tasking / way too busy / trying to find the balance gals these days anyway 😉 Love this humorous post Jennifer – hope you had a relaxing weekend!
Anna xx